Privacy

Last updated: August 16, 2026

Resumo em português: não usamos analytics, anúncios, cookies de rastreamento nem contas. · Resumen en español: no usamos analítica, anuncios, cookies de rastreo ni cuentas.

The short version: this site has no analytics, no ads, no tracking cookies, no accounts, and no form that submits anything anywhere. We do not set a single cookie. There is nothing to opt out of, because there is nothing collecting you.

What we collect: nothing

This is a static site. Every page is a file that was built ahead of time and handed to you. There is no database of visitors, no login, no newsletter, no comment box, and no contact form. We run no analytics product of any kind — not Google Analytics, not Plausible, not anything else. We currently run no advertising.

You can check this yourself rather than take our word for it: view source on any other page and search for gtag, analytics, or adsbygoogle. You will not find them.

Who does see your request

Loading any web page means at least one server learns your IP address. Here is every party that learns something when you visit this site, and why.

Who	What they see	When
Cloudflare	Your IP address, browser, and which page you asked for — the standard server log any host keeps	Every page
GameBanana	Your IP address and browser, because pack thumbnails are loaded directly from their image servers rather than copied onto ours	Only on the pack database and the per-series pack pages

That is the complete list. Fonts used to be loaded from Google, which meant Google received your IP on every single page; we now host the font files ourselves specifically so that request no longer happens.

Why we hotlink GameBanana thumbnails instead of copying them: those images belong to the people who made the packs. Mirroring them onto our server would be republishing someone else's work; pointing at the original means the creator keeps control of it and can change or remove it at any time. The trade-off is the request above, and we would rather disclose it than quietly host copies.

Cookies

We set none. Cloudflare may set a cookie of its own for security and bot filtering; that is theirs, not ours, and it is not used to profile you across sites.

If you email us

The address on our contact page is a normal mailbox. If you write to us we obviously have your email and whatever you put in it, for as long as the message sits in that mailbox. We do not add you to any list, because there is no list.

Your rights (GDPR, LGPD, and similar)

If you are in the EU, the UK, Brazil, or anywhere with comparable law, you have the right to ask what personal data we hold about you, to correct it, and to have it deleted.

In practice the honest answer to “what do you hold about me” is nothing, unless you emailed us. If you did, ask and we will delete the thread. Standard server logs sit with Cloudflare, who host this site for us and keep them under their own retention policy — we do not export them, query them, or keep a copy of our own.

Children

This site is about a comedy game with a broad audience, and it is written for a general readership. We do not knowingly collect anything from anyone, including children, because we do not collect anything from anyone.

If this changes

If we ever add advertising or any measurement tool, this page changes before that goes live, and the date at the top moves. We will not quietly add a tracker and leave this page saying there isn't one. That rule is the same one we apply to every factual claim on this site — see how we verify.

Contact

Anything on this page, or anything you want removed: hello@thechoicervoicer.wiki. You can write in English, Portuguese, or Spanish.